The morons at the Genius Bar are making me wait 3.5 hours to replace my defective power cord. Not one of these guys is wearing a lab coat and I suspect a few of them have IQ's in the 50-75 range. (Genius for a chimpanzee.)
I will not let this ruin my day. To combat my mood I've been laughing at douchey events.
START UP MATCH EVENT
Set against the backdrop of a tawdry happy hour, start-up companies will woo new talent with a fridge full of beer and an option package. In protest, I am considering tattooing the phrase, "Equity isn't Money" to my forehead.
* Note to self: Stop being such a morose bastard.