Shit

There was a turd on the floor of my work bathroom. I'm giving people the benefit of the doubt & blaming the blind organization despite their supersonic smelling ability.

FACTS:
1. The person wasn't sick as it was hard
2. They flushed so they had to turn & see it
3. No trace of hair or corn or footprints
4. 3 offices & 20 people have keys to the toilet
5. The mortgage brokers are notorious counter wetters

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