R.Kelly

My mind is telling me no, but my body my body's telling me yes…there is an R. Kelly sing-a-long on Wednesday that I’d like to ruin with my poor singing voice; however, I have a writing class that evening.

On R.Kelly: We should have known he was into young women when at the age of 27, he married 15-year-old Aaliyah of the ironically titled Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number and the Anne Rice vampire flick Queen of the Damned.
R. Kelly, I piss on you.