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July 25, 2009

Babies

We just announced our engagement and people have already started asking us when we're having babies. We haven't even gotten the ring sized to fit my hand. We haven't even got any clean underwear or groceries. For those people that keep asking us about babies, clearly you don't know us well and you've been bumped off the invitation list. No one has asked us about our doubles synchronized swimming routine, or when we plan to make a run at the Nobel Prize in physics, or how to smuggle oompa loompas AND ewoks into a non-denominational destination wedding. No more talk about babies.

2 Comments:

Anonymous e. sundari said...

ah yes, welcome to the baby pressure club. You surely remember this from when S. and I got married. It's like, as soon as you announce plans for marriage, everybody assumes they can ask you about your sex life. Which is what they're doing, really. I don't know why the world feels that it has dominion over anything to do with babies. From the constant questions about procreation to rubbing strange women's bellies in the supermarket, it just doesn't make sense to me. Sigh.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, fine...but when are you going to start having babies???

10:25 AM  

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