Going Quackers: Amphibious Marriages During Pride

As a Canadian transplant in the Bay Area it never really occurred to me how huge San Francisco's Pride week was going to be after the California Supreme Court decision in May. Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho and Charo will all perform, and I just found a Facebook group inviting couples to get married aboard the Bay Quackers World War II Amphibious landing craft (aka. the Duck Tours) during the parade. I'm all for celebrating gay marriage, but how's a bride supposed to get noticed when her wedding vessel is flanked by a gaggle of bare assed stilt-wearing adonises?