Baby Bunnies Slain for Jesus: Yeti lives to tell

There was a time, long ago, when Yeti Ale, the brainchild of Vancouver's Electronic Arts' Need for Speed team was going to be the next big beer. Sadly, the summer ended abruptly in downpour and Yeti never materialised on the market. (Perhaps because there was concern that it would smell like wet dog)
BUT NOW--
I bring you, the nonsensical/sensical website of Morning News writer and programmer, Matthew Baldwin-- Defective Yeti.

Notice the modified CAPTCHA Test - CAPTHIA- a "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Humans and Idiots Apart".