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May 09, 2007

Clutchy Hopkins: Mystery Man

Someone tell Jerod Leto that posting emo drawings under an assumed name is not going to win back Lindsay Lohan.

The best way to get famous or reassert your fame is by placing a mysterious narrative up on MySpace. For example, Clutchy Hopkins, jazz/funk instrumentalist/deejay is a well-travelled eccentric who currently lives in a cave in the Mojave desert. The individuals who claim to know Clutchy have created a MySpace video. However, given the general hawtness of Clutchy's beats, one theory is that he is in fact DJ Shadow.
Judging by his love of plaid, earth spiritualism and long hair, my theory is that he is actually Kurt Cobain reincarnated as an electronic musician. Right on Kurt. Right on.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the truly lost can ever have a chance to find themselves. If you have completely lost your direction, it is only at this point you can begin to see the path. The journey can be your only guide...when all hope is lost and you are about to mentally and physically shut down, a man appears with hope. Bringing the funk back to a watered down industry. He introduces himself as CLUTCHY HOPKINS. Don't sleep!

11:56 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody's asking...WHO IS CLUTCHY??? The truth is out there. Somewhere. And I aim to find it.

11:59 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dana, you rock! You know how much I love sardonic-ishness. Keep it up! (Plus lemme know when you are up in Van again, be great to catch up.)

12:24 a.m.  
Anonymous Suzy Perplexus said...

Clutchy? Is that you?

1:20 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Electronic musician?! DJ Shadow?!

4:27 a.m.  

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