Clutchy Hopkins: Mystery Man
Someone tell Jerod Leto that posting emo drawings under an assumed name is not going to win back Lindsay Lohan.
The best way to get famous or reassert your fame is by placing a mysterious narrative up on MySpace. For example, Clutchy Hopkins, jazz/funk instrumentalist/deejay is a well-travelled eccentric who currently lives in a cave in the Mojave desert. The individuals who claim to know Clutchy have created a MySpace video. However, given the general hawtness of Clutchy's beats, one theory is that he is in fact DJ Shadow. Judging by his love of plaid, earth spiritualism and long hair, my theory is that he is actually Kurt Cobain reincarnated as an electronic musician. Right on Kurt. Right on.