LiLo as Marilyn

Does anyone else think it's a morbid for Lindsay Lohan to pose in the same way Marilyn Monroe posed for The Last Sitting? I mean, Marilyn died after this photo shoot and LiLo's been in and out of rehab for years. The Huffington Post reports that she's also being forced to view bodies at the morgue as part of her DUI punishment. Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter says, "It's to show [her] what reality is." I think her reality is that she's really screwed up because half of the world wants to have sex with her and the other half wants to see her overdose.

Clutchy Hopkins: Mystery Man

Someone tell Jerod Leto that posting emo drawings under an assumed name is not going to win back Lindsay Lohan.

The best way to get famous or reassert your fame is by placing a mysterious narrative up on MySpace. For example, Clutchy Hopkins, jazz/funk instrumentalist/deejay is a well-travelled eccentric who currently lives in a cave in the Mojave desert. The individuals who claim to know Clutchy have created a MySpace video. However, given the general hawtness of Clutchy's beats, one theory is that he is in fact DJ Shadow. Judging by his love of plaid, earth spiritualism and long hair, my theory is that he is actually Kurt Cobain reincarnated as an electronic musician. Right on Kurt. Right on.