Interspecies War!!!
In all of my web building I failed to go to the Robot fight in Dolores Park. I know...I know...you'd think I'd be on top of it...However, in my defense, they weren't real robots, they were just guys in cardboard suits. It's not like an exoskeleton* or even the Canada Arm.Anyways, the box-boy fight reminds me of another age-old interspecies war - Unicorn vs. Narwhal.
*Note: Somebody tell Berkley's Human Engineering Dept. that "lower extremity exoskeleton" sounds dirty
Labels: canada arm, narwhal, ninja, robot, unicorn
posted by Suzy Perplexus at 8:58 a.m.
2 Comments:
Wait so who won, the unicorns or the narwhals?
Duh. I think the Narwhals won because they're still roaming free punching holes in the wild arctic ice. The unicorns obviously lost because they are but a glitter decal on an ironic hipster's T-shirt.
LIGHTBULB: Narwhal as mascot. Think about it. Phallic + Stabby + Amazing spins above and below water. What man could resist cheering for the Stabbing Narwhals in the Final Four? How does one start a College?
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