A New Leaf: My Environment

So I’ve quit my job, secured a couple of fun contracts and am doing fine. Now that I’ve only got a week left as an environmental advocate I need to come clean. There are some things that I can’t help but love: free wi-fi, liquor and birth control pills. Other things I’m not supposed to like but do include: carnies, crude bumper stickers and pirates. So far none of these are suspected carcinogens.