Happy Birthday Marilyn and Andrey!
The woman on the left is Marilyn. She is a chain smoker, a lady programmer and has two of the chubbiest cats in the history of the universe.
The man on the right is Andrey. He looks 15lbs heavier in photos, is a proud Russian, and once dated a psychopath but has since taken up gambling.
Who says lightning never strikes twice? Happy Birthday to two of the biggest flaming dirtbags I know.