How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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Originally uploaded by Suzy Perplexus.

While sick I watched the film, "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" and think the premise is retarded. Even I've never lost a guy in 10 days and I'm not even close to Kate Hudson, hell I'm not even close to Goldie Hawn. Below are a few ways I'd win that stupid bet (in 10 days or whenever):

1. Constantly substitute his sister's name with, "skank".

2. Every kiss is a Nair moustache depilatory kiss.

3. Invite him over to watch"The Rock", then direct him to www.adiamondisforever.com

4.With panicked look tell him you're late, then cackle, "just practicing."

5.Slip him half a dozen Ativans then send him via water taxi to a remote Gulf Island reserve where he must stand before a self-governed Aboriginal tribal court.