Jury Duty
Jesus. I'm at jury duty and the orientation video is bloody awful. While a woman in the video was raving about how much she enjoyed the thrill of the judicial system, two Latina women rolled their eyes and I started laughing. I've only been here for one hour but everything and everyone is beginning to look dowdy. I've counted 33 people guilty of fashion crimes against humanity and one guy on a cellphone guilty of acting like an arrogant loser. There's tension in the air as everyone sits quietly crafting a plan to get excused from their case.
posted by Suzy Perplexus at 2:18 p.m.
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I just wanted to record in time the moment when I became aware of the existence of the word "dowdy", and that moment is now.
And now I wish to record in time the moment when I became aware of the irony of ME becoming aware of the word DOWDY. That moment was 10 seconds ago.
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