Hilldog's Campaign Office Heats Up

Hey hey hey! Got a story 'bout Hilldog.

A man held 4 volunteers hostage in Hilary Clinton's Rochester New Hampshire campaign office last night with what appeared to be a bomb attached to his body. The bomb squad and SWOT Team were called in while all of downtown Rochester was closed.

Karen Anderson from WBZTV tries to pimp up the news story as if it is a terrorist act; however, the front desk clerk at the nearby Governor's Inn who spoke to the hostage taker's stepson, was convinced that the weapons used were actually 2 harmless roadside flares. She was right.

I understand that if a man says he has a bomb to take it seriously; however, at what point do we cry Mooninite?