SF-Dos/Ocho

America is great. My new sunglasses make me look like Hennifer Lopez. Gangstas from Cow Hollow to the Mission be straight bugging about this "sexy mamacita". 1 expressed his burning loins by air-guitaring Usher's "you're making it hard for me" song. Of course I was like, "Oh my god, I better sheathe this tasty booty." To avoid upping SF's boner count I have been wearing the same baggy kulaks for 3 wks straight. Muy Caliente.

PUA Acronyms - So fascinating how the "player" community can organize workshops and manuals while feminists have been trying to coin a common lexicon since the 70's.

SF-Numero Uno in an Ocho Part Series

Top 5 things about our new home:
1. We're 3 steps from the elixir of hangovers & the blues- tonkatsu curry donburi. (frickin dericious)
2. Our Israeli neighbours have a nose for interesting Goa trance venues.
3. The comic store is wicked.
4. We can walk with a cup of tea and see Alcatraz lit up at night.
5. Dashiell Hammett of the Pinkerton Detective Agency, created the Maltese Falcon 1 block from here. (As an unemployed goon, I realise the universe is aligning for my hardboiled P.I. career.)

"Look you big peluca, if I hear anymore guff from your fat mug, I'll force-feed your keyster through your gums."