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LSD in the Engineering Lab Wing Water Fountain
Jesus. Why are computer nerds so into Japanese martial arts & yet so awkward when they run?
I just don't know. It is a secret as old as the tree falling in the woods riddle.
Aww, Computer Scientists are adorable. They are like Ewoks.
SF Pride 2006
I thought SF is supposed to be some sort of gay mecca, a place where sodomy is as habitual as nosepicking, I thought I'd at least get to see nudity...but no....I saw one penis (painted red), 2 sets of saggy breasts & about 200 playful buttocks in sloppy disarray. Vancouver is WAY gayer than SF, plus Womyn's Ware gives out better free lubricants & condoms than Good Vibrations.
Nice try America. Canada puts 900 times more homo into homosapien. We're no 1!
While others cheered on World Cup competitors, we rubbed shoulders with Electro-Gepetto's at the International Robogames.
Highlights include the slightly retarded soccerbots & their inability to stand for more than 3 seconds, & of course, the crabfu steambots.
Incidently the event must have been nerdy as celebrity protester Frank Chu was nowhere to be seen.
SF 8/8- Let's Get Loud
Other than the fact that she cut down 90 hectares of rainforest to produce a pink chincilla stole and that she made L.L. Cool J put on a shirt, I hate Jennifer Lopez because her cosmetic line is one of the world's most carcinogenic brands.
Some U.K. hipster farted on me in the Tenderloin & I called him on it. Then he said, "Well you have bad breath. It's the same."
No. 1- I don't have bad breath.
No. 2- Unless you shit out of your mouth then blow it on strangers, it's not the same.
Murder Capital of the World, SF 4/8
Corpulent sea lions bark happily under the pier as tourists cook in coconut-oiled clusters, crisping themselves on the alabaster sand. Roller coasters whee, ice machines whirr and karaoke contestants croak- homage to a Santa Cruz sunset.
This is the setting of Jeffrey Boam's vampire classic Lost Boys. (Ah the Coreys) While I'll admit there are plenty of Charles Manson lookalike hippies in Santa Cruz, it's hardly the sort of place you'd suspect someone as creepy as a mullet-sporting Kiefer Sutherland to hang out. Does he ever blink? Still, as the movie indicates, Santa Cruz (or Santa Clara) was once, Murder Capital of the World.
Boobjob (part 3/8 in a SF series)
Ironic how someone with the body of an 11-year-old boy can get a job with a breast cancer org. My breasts are so small that:
Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined...Hooters. *Sigh*
- I am convinced that I am in possession of the world's only skin-coloured tictacs
- I am eligible for a grant to produce a CBC documentary on Asian titbinding
- 9/10 bikini tops feel self-conscious and flabby when seen near my breasts