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Love & Lust
Lovefest- Paul Oakenfeld, Massive Attack, Bad Boy Bill & my favorite, Grand Master Flash paraded through Civic Center with speakers pounding. We went to Dhamaal's party to listen to some live tabla/house from their dj collective. Nice stuff.
Folsom Street Fair- Thousands of naked, pleathered, pvc, bunny rabbit freak BDSMers hula hooped, humped, and whacked each other with one lucky go-go dancer suspended via crane 20 ft above a Spanish cathedral in an Inquisition-style witch-hunt cage. 2 penises up.
Tzi Ma - a REAL California movie star!
So we went to the Red Doors film opening & its after party where we met the star of the film, Tzi Ma. I did a melonball shooter with him. Best friends forever...
Goth & Grind
We got tix to the soldout suicide girls burlesque show. Not only are we on the cutting edge of irreverent tattooed porn culture, but we are slightly more organized than the rest of the perverts who didn't get tix.
Top 3 reasons to see the show:
1. Napolean Dynamite dance routine
2. Hula hoops
3. black- nuff said.
Worst TV day ever
I agree that 9/11 is a tragedy, but don't believe that terrorists will be hindered by a Republican vote. Let me remind you that under the Regan administration, US Express & Capt. Lou Albano lost the tag team championship to the Iron Sheik (Iran) & Nikolai Volkoff (Russia) on American soil. The Democrats just might deliver us from the camel clutches of evil. Laugh you terrified jerks.
There was a turd on the floor of my work bathroom. I'm giving people the benefit of the doubt & blaming the blind organization despite their supersonic smelling ability.
1. The person wasn't sick as it was hard
2. They flushed so they had to turn & see it
3. No trace of hair or corn or footprints
4. 3 offices & 20 people have keys to the toilet
5. The mortgage brokers are notorious counter wetters
Steve Irwin is dead after a serrated stingray barb pierced a hole in his heart. I too have a hole in my heart. I love you Crocodile Hunter.
While others headed to Burning Man or spent their Labour Day building cantennas, we ventured South on the 101 to escape the fog.
FYI: "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco"- found misattributed to Mark Twain