Drunk Santa, Shiba Inu & The Spirit of Christmas...

I stayed home from work sick on Monday and caught up on Top Chef after a particularly fun and chilly weekend in Sonoma. Today I returned to work to hear a terrible rumor that the Shiba Inu Puppies have all been adopted and that their channel is going away soon. These dogs get me through tough times. This is almost the saddest thing ever, but not as sad as Drunk Santa live stream. This man is half cut and exactly the reason kids are afraid to have their photos taken in the mall. That being said, while I don't like drunk Santa, "Scared of Santa" remains a hilarious look at sticky-handed bandits getting what they deserve.

The Season of Giving

The big tree in Union Square is blinking, a pashmina landslide has devoured H&M and the tourists have become more of a nuisance as they block my walk to work. Damn. It's almost Christmas.

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel just released a "Scared of Santa" series of photos. If you had to squish poopy butts onto your lap while smiling at the mall all day, you'd smell like bourbon too.

Suck it up kids, it gets worse.

*Thanks for the link Erin!