Feenin for Java

So it is Mr. Wonderful's birthday on Wed and while I've already gotten him a present, do you know what he asked me for? A yerba matte tea gourd. I know. Great Buddhist monks on fire, what in the world is a tea gourd?

THE HISTORY
Years ago, when he started his regime of all-night typing fests, the love of my life was a bona fide coffee freak. After two years of a gallon a day habit, his body began to resist the caffeine. Now one cup induces a cold sweat and hallucinations. Like a heroin addict being weaned off through methadone, Mr. Wonderful is using yerba matte to treat his coffee addiction. Nevertheless, the gourd is a whole different thing. I suspect he wants one because it reminds him of a coconut and our time spent vacationing in tropical places.

Mexico

Last week- maxing and relaxing on the beach in Mexico- was so much better than this week. Screw the real world. Look what it did to Britney. We should move to Bucerias. It's cleaner than SF, is totally safe and people are genuinely pleasant. There is wifi access for telecommuting and housing is cheap ie. $69,000 for a 2 bedroom near the beach. Weigh your options: A dead logging town vs. a gorgeous destination spot 30 min from Puerta Vallarta.