Office Space

Asses of fire...I am still at work reformatting speeches & PowerPoints.

There are 3 things that make me feel happy right now:
1. Keepon
2. Song 317 from Songs to Wear Pants to
3. The thought of curb bashing the dual backup servers

Why can't my events have rollerskating monkeys, sassy drag queens & cool galactic soundtracks like all the other SF events? I hope weevils get in the punch.