Thanksgiving and Buy Nothing Day

I passed out after stuffing myself with turkey and brandy slush last night. It was before the pie. I know this because as I lay there with my eyes closed and mouth slightly ajar I was spooned dessert bites. Is this the true American Dream?

BUY NOTHING DAY
Today is Buy Nothing Day. I reminiscence about Canada whenever I think about Reverend Billy and the folks from Adbusters. I love their flashmobbery and their buffoon politics.

It's so simple - Don't hoard shit you don't need. For instance, I'll try to stop hoarding all the clever things to say.