6:21am: San Franciscans wake up to the iPhone

It's 6:21am and I just finished a phone interview. I can't go back to sleep. I've had too much coffee and I have to pack for camping on Angel Island. I just checked Twitter and tons of people are awake and standing in line at the Apple store for the release of the new phone. I once walked across town because I didn't want to wait in line for a prescription. Maybe I'd be more patient if I was being filmed by Pete Cashmore, Mom Generation's vote for Hottest Male Blogger. But honestly, a Tim Horton's double double and a honey cruller would be more likely to appease me. I wish someone would vote for me as a "hot blogger". The problem is I'm always being photographed stuffing free cheese and honey crullers into my purse.

Twitter

I saw Perry Ferrell at SxSW. I hate being jealous of people I think are a little retarded. It's like that time I got jealous of one of the girls on My Super Sweet Sixteen because Kanye performed at her party. Kanye!!! Obviously the darling of SXSW is Twitter. Prior to Twitter Vision the whole thing bored me. Now I have to suppress the urge to Twitter just to see my name on the map. The thing is...if you were really doing something super cool you'd probably be too self-absorbed to text message anyone...you'd be too enthralled watching Perry Ferrell swallow his own fist.