Zombies- What Else?

I don't like surveys or cute add-ons. When I want to get to know my friends I call them over for dinner. The only exceptions are when the surveys refer to ninjas, pirates, monkeys, robots or post-apocalyptic zombie scenarios (PAZS). I've got a Facebook zombie application you can join AND a cadaver-calculator that outputs your posthumous corporeal worth. My body is worth $3725; however, I suspect if I stood next to an older distinguished man at the Vegas tables I could barter for an additional bucket of nickels and a $7 buffet voucher.

International Web Blogger's Day

Today is International Web Blogger's Day in addition to Blog like a Zombie Day. I think this is fitting since this year's theme is "Solidarity". Essentially, if we don't ensure that our net-related freedoms are kept alive, we'll all be Fox television zombies. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the internet is the last true democracy. Long live citizen journalism!!! Here's a bunch of related posts on censorship.

The Woman with the Screaming Brain

Blogageddon: I rolled over this morning with the taste of blood in my mouth and Shakira's Hips Don't Lie stuck in my head. Another day, another dollar...

I don't buy it. My quack doctor tells me that I don't have the flu, but rather that my jimson weed tea is causing my larynx to close up. If that were the case, wouldn't my voice improve after time? He'll say anything to get his lab fees paid. I hate the American medical system.God I'm tired. I feel like I've had a stroke. I'm late for work but no one has called. Sweet ass. At least when we go to see Night of the Living Dead on stage my groaning body will fit in.